I kicked a stool and now have a broken stool!

.................. My fucking foot hurts from it also! and if there's some gay confucius speech underneath this! i didn't write it! and am currently unaware on how to remove it! :D)--< hey i should've put the happy man on the title, but it won't fit! ahhh listen to me rambling, i might go and............... aahhhhh i don't know, I JUST DON'T KNOW! OH and my names JAKE YYYAAAYYY! and i'm training under the special forces direct RECRUITMENT IN THE MUTHAFUKIN ARMY! I FEEL LIKE A BAD MUTHAFUCKA SIR!!! and i believe in da DARP DA DERP DEE DIDDLY DOO! ARE YOU even reading? are you still really reding this? if so then KUDOS but i hyave no more IMFAMASHION to GEEV!!! there! i spiced it up with funky spelling! have a fantabulous day :D)--< OH aaaaaand i'm 20-ish!!! Scientists have discovered that eating actually makes you less hungry!